Would You Take the Deal for $1,000? – page 17

For one month, every time you open a snack bag, you must loudly sing a short, improvised jingle about the snack?

For one month, your default greeting of "hello" must be a dramatically slow-motion whisper?

For the next three parties you attend, you must spontaneously break into a 15-second interpretive dance every time a new song starts?

For one month, any hat you wear must have a tiny, perpetually spinning propeller on top?

For one month, every time you exit an elevator or escalator, you must dramatically strike a superhero pose?

For three months, your phone's default ringtone must be a highly enthusiastic kazoo solo?

For the next month, whenever you order coffee, you must specify that you want it "extra extra frothy, like a cloud hug."?

For one week, every time you meet someone new, you must introduce yourself by singing your name to the tune of "Happy Birthday."?

When you watch TV or a movie with others, you must openly cheer for the villain, loudly, at least once?

For one month, every time you hear a doorbell, you must shout 'The cavalry has arrived!'?

Every time you eat a sandwich, you must make exaggerated chewing noises for the first three bites?

Whenever you buy groceries, you must pretend to compare two identical items very intensely before choosing one?

Your phone's default ringtone becomes a quacking duck for three months?

Every time you end a phone call, you must say 'May your socks always match!' before hanging up?

At your next party, you can only speak by whispering loudly into people's ears?

Your next 5 social media posts must include a selfie with a comically oversized prop (e.g., giant toothbrush, fake mustache)?

Your default sock choice must always be two intentionally mismatched, brightly colored socks?

Your default greeting for strangers becomes a theatrical bow?

Every time you walk into your home, you must dramatically announce, 'I'm home, my adoring public!'?

For two weeks, all your socks must feature a cartoon character, even if you're dressed formally?