Would You Take the Deal for $1,000? – page 18

At every restaurant you visit, you must politely ask for a children's menu?

Every time you say goodbye to someone, you must give a tiny, exaggerated beauty queen wave?

Your phone autocorrects every instance of 'lol' to 'laughing out loud hysterically like a maniac' for three months?

Every time you pay for something in public, you must loudly announce the item and its price?

Every time you attend a party, you must bring a plate of plain, unsalted crackers as your contribution?

Every time your phone rings, you must answer it with a silly animal sound?

Every time you say goodbye to someone, you must wiggle your fingers and whisper "So long, partner."?

Every time you meet someone new, you must compliment their shoes, even if they aren't wearing any?

For the next week, whenever you order food at a restaurant or café, you can only whisper your entire order as if it's a top-secret mission?

For the next month, your phone's autocorrect always changes the word 'yes' to 'yessir, captain!' in texts and messages?

For the next two weeks, whenever you introduce yourself to someone new, you find yourself doing a short, involuntary robot dance?

For two weeks, every time you enter a room where someone is already present, you must loudly announce, "Here I am!"?

For one week, every time you order food or drink, you must do a dramatic chef's kiss?

For one weekend, every time you enter a public store, you must skip through the entrance?

For one week, every time you order food, you must ask, 'Is this going to be super yummy?' to the person taking your order?

For one month, every text message you send automatically adds a random, unrelated emoji to the end?

For the next two weeks, every time you greet someone, you must follow it with a small, dramatic bow?

For one week, every time you exit a store, you must dramatically announce, "My shopping quest is complete!"?

For one month, every time you sit down, you must do a quick, exaggerated "ta-da!" gesture with your hands?

For one day, every time you order food or a drink, you must dramatically wink at the person serving you?