Would You Take the Deal for $1,000? – page 15

Your work email signature must include "Sent from my enchanted typewriter" for the next three months?

During your next five video calls, you must start and end each call with a dramatic bow and curtsy?

At your next ten restaurant visits, you must ask the server to guess your favorite color before you order?

For your next five social outings, you must wear a fanny pack around your neck instead of your waist?

For the next three times you ride an escalator, you must loudly sing a children's lullaby until you reach the top?

Your home refrigerator must play a random barn animal sound effect every time you open it?

Every time you pay with cash or card, you must thank the machine/reader enthusiastically?

At your next five social gatherings, you must wear a name tag that says 'Hello, my name is [your name] and I love pigeons!'?

At your next three work meetings, you must bring and use a comically oversized pen?

Every time you open a snack bag, you must announce, "Snack attack!" loudly?

Your primary social media profile picture must be an unflattering selfie from when you were 12, for one month?

Your phone ringtone must be a recording of a baby crying for the next six months?

For the next three months, you must wear socks with sandals in public?

Whenever you push a shopping cart, you must make small 'vroom vroom' engine noises as you go?

At your next five social gatherings with friends, you must insist on leading a group sing-along of a classic children's nursery rhyme?

Every time you unlock your phone in public, you must accidentally play a 5-second clip of a kitten meowing loudly?

All your social media captions for photos must end with 'Nailed it!' even if the photo clearly isn't perfect?

Whenever you open any door, you must immediately say 'Ta-da!' in a slightly over-enthusiastic voice?

Your phone automatically adds a randomly chosen animal emoji to the end of every single text message you send?

Your standard greeting for anyone you haven't seen that day becomes a dramatic whisper of 'The eagle has landed.'?