Would You Take the Deal for $10 Million? – page 7

Before every meal, you must perform a 60-second interpretive dance about hunger?

You can only travel by unicycle for any journey longer than a mile for the rest of your life?

You can only fall asleep while standing up for the rest of your life?

Everything you search for online for the rest of your life will be publicly visible to everyone you know?

Every time you are in a public place, you must loudly narrate your actions as if you are a sports commentator?

You must wear a full-body animal costume (of your choice) whenever you leave your home for the rest of your life?

Every time you take a shower, you must sing loudly and off-key for the entire duration?

You can never use a mirror or see your own reflection again?

Any compliment you receive must be immediately followed by you saying, "I know, right?" with a perfectly straight face?

Every door you open for the rest of your life will let out a loud, drawn-out squeal?

You must always wear a hat with a propeller on top in public?

You can never type on a keyboard without making extremely loud clicking noises that everyone nearby can hear?

Every meal you eat for the rest of your life must be entirely consumed with chopsticks, regardless of the food?

Every time you laugh, you must immediately follow it with a loud, theatrical "Mwahaha!" evil laugh?

You can never use an escalator or elevator again, only stairs?

You can never sleep in complete darkness; there must always be a moderately bright light on?

Every time you speak to someone new, you must first do a quick, dramatic theatrical bow?

You must always skip, rather than walk, when in public?

Every compliment you give automatically turns into a sarcastic insult right after?

You can never sleep in a dark room again; there must always be bright lights on?