Would You Take the Deal for $10 Million? – page 8

You must dye your hair a different, bright, non-natural color every month?

Every time you sit down, a loud air horn sound effect plays?

You can only ever walk backwards in public places?

You can only communicate using interpretive dance when in person?

You must wear a full-body animal costume whenever you leave your home?

You can only eat food that is blue or yellow for the rest of your life?

Every time you answer the phone, you must preface it with a 10-second dramatic monologue?

You can never keep a secret from your closest family members; anything you try to hide from them, they instantly know?

You must always wear socks with sandals in public, even with formal attire?

All your personal devices (phone, laptop, TV) only work for 30 minutes at a time, then require a 1-hour cool-down period before you can use them again?

Every time you introduce yourself to someone new, you must first do a quick, silly dance?

You can never sleep in complete darkness again; there must always be a bright light on in your sleeping area?

Every time you exit a public restroom, a loud, recorded applause track plays for 10 seconds?

You can only travel within a 50-mile radius of your current home for the rest of your life?

Every single meal you eat for the rest of your life must be eaten using only chopsticks?

Your phone automatically posts a slightly embarrassing, mundane detail about your day to your main social media feed every evening?

You must always wear two different shoes, one on each foot, for the rest of your life?

You can never sit on a chair or sofa again; you must always sit on the floor or ground?

You must respond to every question asked of you with a song lyric?

Every compliment you give to someone must be immediately followed by a silly, exaggerated wink and kissy face?