Would You Take the Deal for $10 Million? – page 18

You can only listen to music if it's played by a live kazoo band following you around?

Every time you eat a meal, you must do so while standing on one leg?

You must wear a helmet at all times, even indoors and while sleeping?

You can never walk on natural grass or dirt with bare feet again?

Your home's temperature will always be exactly 10 degrees colder in winter and 10 degrees hotter in summer than you prefer?

You must replace every "yes" with a loud crowing sound ("Cock-a-doodle-doo!") for the rest of your life?

You can never use your own private bathroom again; you must always use public restrooms?

Every time you try to use a screen (phone, computer, TV), it loudly plays a random children's song for 10 seconds before turning on?

You must wear a different, brightly colored clown nose every day in public?

You can only communicate using interpretive dance for the rest of your life?

All public transportation you use must spontaneously play polka music at full volume when you board?

Every time you walk through a doorway, you must skip through it?

All your clothes must be made of a crinkly, noisy material for the rest of your life?

You can only sleep standing up for the rest of your life?

Every time you laugh, you must immediately follow it with a loud, sustained rooster crow?

You must wear a helmet at all times, even indoors, for the rest of your life?

Every meal you eat in public must be eaten with giant novelty cutlery?

You can only travel by unicycle for the rest of your life?

Every text message you send or receive will automatically be read aloud by a celebrity voice of your choice (and others can hear it if they're nearby)?

You must publicly perform a 30-second interpretive dance every time you enter a new building?