Would You Take the Deal for $10 Million? – page 17

Every time you hear your name, you must immediately drop whatever you're doing and do a silly dance?

You can never visit any body of water (oceans, lakes, rivers, swimming pools) again?

Every single meal you eat for the rest of your life must be eaten with chopsticks, regardless of the food?

Every text message you send or receive is automatically read aloud by your phone?

You can never use a bed, mattress, or couch to sleep again; you must sleep on the floor?

You must wear a full-body animal costume (of your choice) whenever you are in public?

Every conversation you have must end with a dramatic mic drop?

You must permanently wear a tiny bell on your clothing that jingles with every movement?

You can never visit a beach, ocean, or large lake again?

Every time you enter a new room, you must loudly announce your presence?

You can only eat food with your hands; no cutlery allowed for the rest of your life?

Every screen you look at permanently has a subtle, static-like flicker?

You must wear a different, mismatched sock on each foot for the rest of your life?

Your home will always have a faint, but distinct, smell of blue cheese?

You must speak exclusively in riddles for the rest of your life?

You can never own or use a smartphone or tablet again?

You must wear a full-body animal costume in public for the rest of your life?

You can never use escalators or elevators again?

Every time you enter a building, you must spin around three times before going in?

You must permanently live within a 5-mile radius of your current home?