Would You Take the Deal for $10 Million? – page 13

You can never cross any body of water (rivers, lakes, oceans) larger than a small puddle?

You must always sleep standing up?

Every time you laugh, you uncontrollably make a loud, distinct chicken clucking sound?

Every text message you send is also automatically sent to your parents?

You must always wear brightly colored mismatched socks, even with formal wear, for the rest of your life?

Every time you enter a room with more than five people, you must dramatically announce your presence with a trumpet sound effect you make yourself?

You can never use any form of public transportation (buses, trains, subways) again?

You can never initiate a conversation again; people must always speak to you first?

Every room you enter must have a constant, faint, high-pitched ringing sound?

You must skip everywhere you go instead of walking?

You can never eat anything crunchy again?

Every time you answer a question, you must first loudly clear your throat for 5 seconds?

You can only sleep for a maximum of 4 hours a night?

You must always introduce yourself using a ridiculous, made-up professional wrestling name?

You can never visit a body of water larger than a bathtub again?

Every electronic device you own must be at least 20 years old?

You can only travel by walking or cycling for the rest of your life?

Every public conversation you have must begin with a dramatic, Shakespearean monologue?

You can never speak aloud again, only communicate through written notes?

You can never use any form of wheeled transportation (bikes, scooters, grocery carts, wheelchairs, etc.) again?