Would You Take the Deal for $10 Million? – page 12

Your phone's screen is permanently mirrored, and you must use it with your non-dominant hand?

You can never enter any building or room that has a lock on its door?

Every time you are about to eat, you must tell a genuinely terrible dad joke out loud?

You can only sleep for exactly 4 hours every 24-hour cycle, with no naps allowed?

You must always wear oven mitts on your hands when in public?

You can only use a unicycle for all personal transportation outside your home?

Every time you open a door, you must loudly announce, 'Surprise!' as if entering a party?

You can only wear clothes made entirely out of brightly colored, crinkly aluminum foil?

A small, harmless drone constantly follows you, hovering 3 feet behind your head, making a faint whirring noise?

Every meal you eat outside your home must be eaten with your bare hands, no utensils?

You can only sleep for a maximum of 3 hours per night for the rest of your life?

Every time you sit down, you must do a quick, exaggerated squat before you fully settle into the chair?

You must wear a full-body animal costume (of your choice) whenever you leave your house?

All your personal photos and videos are publicly visible on a shared, unmoderated cloud for everyone to see?

Every time you speak, you must add 'Moo' to the end of every third sentence?

You can never remember birthdays, anniversaries, or any special dates of loved ones again?

Every time you open a door, you must first perform a small, exaggerated bow?

You can never use Wi-Fi again; all internet access must be via wired connection or cellular data?

Every time you take a photo, you must make the silliest face possible?

Every time you pay for something in public, you must count out the exact change, no matter how long it takes?