Would You Take the Deal for $10 Million? – page 11

You can only ever eat food that is completely flavorless (no salt, spices, sugar, etc.)?

You must always introduce yourself to new people using a theatrical, made-up name?

You can never leave the continent you are currently on?

You must permanently give up your single most favorite hobby or pastime?

You can never again consume any beverage that is either hot or cold; all drinks must be room temperature?

Every time you pass through a doorway, you must hop on one foot?

All screens you own or use (phone, computer, TV) are permanently tinted a vibrant, distracting neon green?

All your meals must be eaten using only tiny, doll-sized cutlery?

You must always sleep with a small, unmovable, pointy pebble sewn into your pillow?

You must narrate every mundane action you perform out loud for anyone within earshot?

You can only communicate through interpretive dance whenever you are in a public space with other people?

You must wear the same brightly colored, somewhat ridiculous outfit every day for the rest of your life?

Every time you greet someone new, you must give them an uncomfortably long, dramatic hug?

You can never travel more than 100 miles from your current home again?

Every time you speak, a tiny, harmless bubble floats out of your mouth?

All your journeys, regardless of distance, must be done entirely on foot?

Every time you enter a room where there are other people, you must dramatically announce your presence by yelling, "I'M HERE!"?

You can only eat food that has a strong, pungent smell for the rest of your life?

All forms of music you hear, recorded or live, are always slightly out of tune?

All your clothes must be made of scratchy wool, even underwear, regardless of the weather?