Would You Take the Deal for $1 Million? – page 8

Every time you introduce yourself, you must do so in a short rhyming poem?

All your drinks must be served lukewarm?

You must publicly declare your biggest irrational fear to every new person you meet?

You must carry a small, decorative garden gnome with you everywhere you go?

You can only eat food with your hands, never using utensils?

You can never choose your own clothes again; they are randomly selected for you each morning?

Every time you use a public restroom, a loud, random animal sound plays from your person?

You can only sleep for a maximum of four hours every night?

You must dramatically mic drop at the end of every conversation, regardless of context?

You always have a persistent, unscratchable itch on your back?

You must hum a different show tune every time you enter a room?

You must run a full mile every morning before 8 AM, regardless of weather or your schedule?

All your clothes are permanently stuck inside out?

Every time you introduce yourself to someone new, you must perform a short, silly dance?

You can never use a search engine (e.g., Google, Bing) for anything again?

You always have a faint, persistent itch on the sole of your left foot?

You can never watch a movie or TV show from beginning to end again?

You can only wear formal footwear (dress shoes, heels, etc.) for the rest of your life?

You automatically burst into song, Broadway musical style, whenever you feel stressed?

You can never eat anything processed (e.g., packaged snacks, fast food, most restaurant meals) again, only whole, home-cooked foods?