Would You Take the Deal for $1 Million? – page 9

Every time you open a door, a cartoon 'boing' sound plays loudly?

You can never express anger or frustration verbally, only through interpretive dance?

Every time you use stairs, you must skip at least one step?

You can never stay in the same city for more than two months at a time?

You are legally required to own and frequently play a kazoo wherever you go?

You can only eat food that has been blended into a smoothie consistency?

You must greet every stranger you pass with a theatrical curtsy or bow?

All your personal electronics are randomly out of battery 50% of the time you try to use them?

Every time you try to open a bottle or jar, it takes exactly five minutes of effort?

You can only wear clothes in shades of bright, neon yellow?

Every time you leave your home, you forget one random item you intended to bring?

You can never use heated water again (showers, dishes, laundry)?

All light bulbs in your home must be replaced with dim, flickering ones?

You must always speak in a voice that is slightly higher pitched than your natural voice?

You can never again drive a car or be a passenger in one; you must use alternative transportation?

Every time you sit down, you must stand up and sit down again exactly three times before you can settle?

You must always leave your front door unlocked, even when you're away or sleeping?

You can never take a hot shower or bath again; all washes must be cold?

Every time you try to relax, a random, catchy jingle plays loudly in your head for 30 seconds?

You can never use a blanket or duvet again; you must sleep with only a thin sheet?