Daily Life – $1 Million

You must always wear sunglasses, even indoors or at night?

You can never whisper again?

You can never again use stairs, escalators, or elevators; you must always find a ramp or be carried?

You can never use a remote control again?

All your food must be eaten with chopsticks, regardless of what it is?

Every time you leave your house, you trip over nothing (but never get hurt)?

You can only watch movies and TV shows dubbed into a language you don't understand?

Your car horn honks your current mood whenever you use it?

An annoying jingle plays every time you walk into a room?

You can never use capital letters in anything you type or write?

You must always speak in a whisper when indoors?

All your personal electronic devices randomly make animal noises instead of their regular alerts?

All the lights in your home must always be set to the dimmest, warmest yellow hue, never bright or white?

You can never make a spontaneous decision again; everything must be planned at least 24 hours in advance?

You can never travel in a private vehicle again; only public transport, walking, or cycling?

You must narrate your every action aloud in the third person whenever you are alone?

You can only ever have one internet browser tab open at a time?

You must be asleep by 9:00 PM every night for the rest of your life?

Every time you open a door, it lets out a loud, silly "boing" sound?

You can never use search engines (Google, Bing, etc.) again?