Awkward – $1 Million

Every time you make eye contact with a stranger, you have to wink at them?

You must always wear sunglasses, even indoors or at night?

You can never whisper again?

Every time you leave your house, you trip over nothing (but never get hurt)?

Every time you tell a lie, a small, harmless bell rings loudly?

Every time you sit down, you must dramatically sigh as if exhausted?

Every time you laugh, it must be a really loud, exaggerated cackle?

Every time you exit a room, you must stumble slightly as if you've tripped (without actually falling)?

You must start every new conversation by doing a 5-second silly dance?

Every conversation you have ends with an awkward silence lasting at least 10 seconds?

Whenever you walk through any doorway, you must pause and do a short, silly dance?

You must cheerfully say 'Hello, friend!' to every animal you see, no matter how small?

You must always wear sunglasses indoors, no matter the situation?

Every time you sneeze, it sounds exactly like a duck quacking?

Every time you tell a joke, you must immediately explain the punchline?

Before every meal, you must deliver a short, heartfelt thank-you speech to your food, aloud?

One day every week you can only communicate through interpretive dance?

Every conversation you have must include at least one sentence about your favorite type of cloud?

You must clap loudly before and after every conversation you have?

You must always speak in rhymes for the rest of your life?