Awkward – $1 Million – page 2

Every time you laugh, you snort loudly like a pig?

You can never whisper or speak in a quiet voice again; all your speech must be at a normal or loud volume?

You must compliment every single new person you meet?

Every email you send is automatically signed off with a random, slightly embarrassing emoji?

Every time you speak, you must always start with a random animal sound?

Your hair automatically changes to a different, random bright color every morning?

Every time you see a dog, you must bark three times loudly?

Every time you introduce yourself, you must do so in a short rhyming poem?

You must carry a small, decorative garden gnome with you everywhere you go?

Every time you use a public restroom, a loud, random animal sound plays from your person?

You must dramatically mic drop at the end of every conversation, regardless of context?

You must hum a different show tune every time you enter a room?

All your clothes are permanently stuck inside out?

You can never express anger or frustration verbally, only through interpretive dance?

You must greet every stranger you pass with a theatrical curtsy or bow?

You must always speak in a voice that is slightly higher pitched than your natural voice?

Whenever you introduce yourself, you must also recite a short, obscure poem?

You must always hop on one foot when moving between rooms in any building?

You must start every conversation by singing a short, silly jingle?

Every time you enter a room, you must do a small, dramatic entrance (e.g., a twirl or a bow)?