YOU GET $1,000,000 BUT...
All your personal belongings (clothes, books, etc.) emit a very faint, pleasant hum?
Hypothetical scenario β no real money is paid out.
YOU GET $1,000,000 BUT...
You can only communicate using emojis for one full day each week?
Hypothetical scenario β no real money is paid out.
YOU GET $1,000,000 BUT...
You must permanently wear shoes that are one size too small?
Hypothetical scenario β no real money is paid out.
YOU GET $1,000,000 BUT...
Every time you take a photo, it automatically applies a ridiculous, unchangeable filter to your face?
Hypothetical scenario β no real money is paid out.
YOU GET $1,000,000 BUT...
You can never eat any form of cheese again?
Hypothetical scenario β no real money is paid out.
YOU GET $1,000,000 BUT...
You can never again listen to your favorite genre of music?
Hypothetical scenario β no real money is paid out.
YOU GET $1,000,000 BUT...
You must always have a tiny, harmless, but visibly buzzing bee follow you everywhere?
Hypothetical scenario β no real money is paid out.
YOU GET $1,000,000 BUT...
Whenever you introduce yourself, you must also recite a short, obscure poem?
Hypothetical scenario β no real money is paid out.
YOU GET $1,000,000 BUT...
You can never wear shoes or socks again?
Hypothetical scenario β no real money is paid out.
YOU GET $1,000,000 BUT...
You must always hop on one foot when moving between rooms in any building?
Hypothetical scenario β no real money is paid out.
YOU GET $1,000,000 BUT...
Every time you enter a room, a spotlight follows you for 30 seconds and a faint tuba sound plays?
Hypothetical scenario β no real money is paid out.
YOU GET $1,000,000 BUT...
You can never use a touchscreen device again?
Hypothetical scenario β no real money is paid out.
YOU GET $1,000,000 BUT...
All your drinks (water, juice, soda, etc.) taste faintly like unsweetened oatmeal?
Hypothetical scenario β no real money is paid out.
YOU GET $1,000,000 BUT...
You must only speak in rhymes for the rest of your life?
Hypothetical scenario β no real money is paid out.
YOU GET $1,000,000 BUT...
You can never use a pillow or blanket again when you sleep?
Hypothetical scenario β no real money is paid out.
YOU GET $1,000,000 BUT...
You must start every conversation by singing a short, silly jingle?
Hypothetical scenario β no real money is paid out.
YOU GET $1,000,000 BUT...
You must dance for 10 seconds whenever you hear your favorite song in public?
Hypothetical scenario β no real money is paid out.
YOU GET $1,000,000 BUT...
You can only drink water at room temperature?
Hypothetical scenario β no real money is paid out.
YOU GET $1,000,000 BUT...
You can never complain about anything, no matter how minor?
Hypothetical scenario β no real money is paid out.
YOU GET $1,000,000 BUT...
Every time you enter a room, you must do a small, dramatic entrance (e.g., a twirl or a bow)?
Hypothetical scenario β no real money is paid out.