Would You Take the Deal for $1 Million? – page 12

You must carry a small, rubber chicken with you everywhere you go?

You can never listen to music in a car again?

Your voice randomly squeaks like a mouse at least once in every conversation?

You can never sleep in past 7 AM, even on weekends?

You spontaneously break into a short, silly dance whenever you greet someone new?

There is always a faint, high-pitched ringing sound only you can hear?

You can never eat anything sweet again?

You must wear a brightly colored, mismatched outfit every day?

You can only shower with cold water for the rest of your life?

You must take a cold shower for at least 3 minutes every single morning?

Every time you genuinely laugh, it's immediately followed by a loud, unmistakable pig-like snort?

You can never use a pillow, cushion, or any soft head support while sleeping or resting your head?

You must refer to yourself in the third person for the rest of your life?

Your phone battery will always die when it reaches 20%, no matter how fully charged it was?

You can never eat dessert, candy, or anything with added sugar again?

You can never read a physical book, newspaper, or magazine again (digital reading is still allowed)?

Every time you say goodbye to someone, you must perform a small, pre-approved silly dance?

You always have a mild, persistent itch somewhere on your body that you can't fully scratch?

Every time you enter a new building, you must do a cartwheel?

You must always talk in a whisper, no matter the situation?