YOU GET $1,000,000 BUT...
You can never be near a large body of water (ocean, lake, large river) again?
Hypothetical scenario β no real money is paid out.
YOU GET $1,000,000 BUT...
You must loudly narrate your current actions whenever you are alone in a room?
Hypothetical scenario β no real money is paid out.
YOU GET $1,000,000 BUT...
You can never use headphones or earbuds again?
Hypothetical scenario β no real money is paid out.
YOU GET $1,000,000 BUT...
You can only sleep in a hammock, even indoors?
Hypothetical scenario β no real money is paid out.
YOU GET $1,000,000 BUT...
All your food tastes slightly like cilantro, even if it doesn't contain it?
Hypothetical scenario β no real money is paid out.
YOU GET $1,000,000 BUT...
You must always wear mismatched socks?
Hypothetical scenario β no real money is paid out.
YOU GET $1,000,000 BUT...
Every time you laugh, it sounds like a honking goose?
Hypothetical scenario β no real money is paid out.
YOU GET $1,000,000 BUT...
You can never watch movies or TV shows again?
Hypothetical scenario β no real money is paid out.
YOU GET $1,000,000 BUT...
A tiny, harmless bell rings softly every time you move?
Hypothetical scenario β no real money is paid out.
YOU GET $1,000,000 BUT...
You can only speak in a whisper for the rest of your life, no matter the situation?
Hypothetical scenario β no real money is paid out.
YOU GET $1,000,000 BUT...
All the water you use in your home must be manually pumped from an outdoor well?
Hypothetical scenario β no real money is paid out.
YOU GET $1,000,000 BUT...
You can never use salt, sugar, or any artificial sweeteners in anything you eat or drink again?
Hypothetical scenario β no real money is paid out.
YOU GET $1,000,000 BUT...
You can only take cold showers (no warm or hot water) for the rest of your life?
Hypothetical scenario β no real money is paid out.
YOU GET $1,000,000 BUT...
You must end every conversation with a dramatic, visible mic drop gesture?
Hypothetical scenario β no real money is paid out.
YOU GET $1,000,000 BUT...
Every time you try to open a door (any door), it takes exactly three attempts before it actually opens?
Hypothetical scenario β no real money is paid out.
YOU GET $1,000,000 BUT...
You can never drive a car or operate any personal vehicle again?
Hypothetical scenario β no real money is paid out.
YOU GET $1,000,000 BUT...
You must wear gloves at all times, even indoors or while sleeping?
Hypothetical scenario β no real money is paid out.
YOU GET $1,000,000 BUT...
You can only use a basic flip phone for all your communication and internet access?
Hypothetical scenario β no real money is paid out.
YOU GET $1,000,000 BUT...
Every time you laugh, it sounds exactly like a honking goose?
Hypothetical scenario β no real money is paid out.
YOU GET $1,000,000 BUT...
All your non-alcoholic drinks must be served lukewarm?
Hypothetical scenario β no real money is paid out.
