Would You Take the Deal for $1 Million? – page 14

You can never use a pillow to sleep again?

Your phone battery will never charge above 50%?

You must loudly announce everything you do before you do it when others are around?

You can never take a hot shower or bath again, only cold water?

Every time you tell a joke, you must end it with a loud, fake drumroll sound effect?

You can never drink anything carbonated again?

All text messages you send automatically have a random emoji added to the end?

You must wear a different silly hat every day for the rest of your life?

You can only ever listen to music that was released before you were born?

Every time you eat, you must make exaggerated chewing sounds for everyone to hear?

You can never use any form of social media again?

For all future travel, you must exclusively use public transportation or walk?

You can never visit a beach, ocean, or large body of water for recreation again?

You can never use a blanket, duvet, or any covers while you sleep?

All your clothes must always be made from slightly scratchy, uncomfortably textured fabric?

You will always have a different, faint, slightly annoying earworm song stuck in your head every day?

Every text message you send will randomly contain one harmless, grammatically incorrect typo?

The first time you meet anyone new, you can only communicate with them through exaggerated mime?

Every time you laugh, it comes out as a loud, exaggerated honking sound?

You can never drink soda or any other carbonated beverages again?