YOU GET $1,000,000 BUT...
Every time you laugh, it comes out as a loud, exaggerated honking sound?
Hypothetical scenario – no real money is paid out.
YOU GET $1,000,000 BUT...
You can never drink soda or any other carbonated beverages again?
Hypothetical scenario – no real money is paid out.
YOU GET $1,000,000 BUT...
You must always take the stairs instead of elevators or escalators, no matter how many floors?
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YOU GET $1,000,000 BUT...
You can never use GPS or map applications on any device again?
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YOU GET $1,000,000 BUT...
You can never wear comfortable loungewear (sweatpants, pajamas, etc.) in public or outside your bedroom again?
Hypothetical scenario – no real money is paid out.
YOU GET $1,000,000 BUT...
Every time you enter a room, you trip over nothing and stumble (without falling)?
Hypothetical scenario – no real money is paid out.
YOU GET $1,000,000 BUT...
You can never listen to music through headphones or earbuds again?
Hypothetical scenario – no real money is paid out.
YOU GET $1,000,000 BUT...
Your shoes always squeak loudly with every step you take?
Hypothetical scenario – no real money is paid out.
YOU GET $1,000,000 BUT...
You can never travel more than 100 miles from your current home?
Hypothetical scenario – no real money is paid out.
YOU GET $1,000,000 BUT...
You can never sleep past 6 AM, even on weekends or holidays?
Hypothetical scenario – no real money is paid out.
YOU GET $1,000,000 BUT...
You must genuinely compliment every stranger you make eye contact with?
Hypothetical scenario – no real money is paid out.
YOU GET $1,000,000 BUT...
Every morning you wake up with a different, temporary facial tattoo?
Hypothetical scenario – no real money is paid out.
YOU GET $1,000,000 BUT...
You can only use technology that is at least ten years old?
Hypothetical scenario – no real money is paid out.
YOU GET $1,000,000 BUT...
You can never eat anything with added sugar again?
Hypothetical scenario – no real money is paid out.
YOU GET $1,000,000 BUT...
Every time you sit down, a small, embarrassing fart noise plays loudly?
Hypothetical scenario – no real money is paid out.
YOU GET $1,000,000 BUT...
Every time you laugh, it's an extremely loud, high-pitched squeal?
Hypothetical scenario – no real money is paid out.
YOU GET $1,000,000 BUT...
You can never experience true silence again, as there will always be a faint, buzzing hum?
Hypothetical scenario – no real money is paid out.
YOU GET $1,000,000 BUT...
You must only communicate using rhyming sentences?
Hypothetical scenario – no real money is paid out.
YOU GET $1,000,000 BUT...
You can never travel more than 50 miles from your primary residence?
Hypothetical scenario – no real money is paid out.
YOU GET $1,000,000 BUT...
Your voice will always crack whenever you speak loudly or excitedly?
Hypothetical scenario – no real money is paid out.