Technology – $1 Million

You are offered $1 million, but every time you check your phone, a random, loud, embarrassing ringtone plays?

You can never use a remote control again?

Every photograph you take has a tiny, blurry ghost in the background?

You can never use emojis in any digital communication again?

All your personal electronic devices randomly make animal noises instead of their regular alerts?

You can never use GPS or navigation apps again, only paper maps or asking for directions?

You can only ever have one internet browser tab open at a time?

You can never use search engines (Google, Bing, etc.) again?

You can never use a remote control for any device again?

Your phone and computer will randomly switch to a different language for one minute every hour?

Your phone battery drains completely after just one hour of screen time each day?

Your smartphone can only access the internet for a total of one hour per day?

You can never use social media again?

Every email you send is automatically signed off with a random, slightly embarrassing emoji?

All your personal devices (phone, computer, TV) are only allowed to be used for exactly one hour per day, cumulative?

Your phone's autocorrect will always change every tenth word you type to a random fruit?

You can never use a search engine (e.g., Google, Bing) for anything again?

All your personal electronics are randomly out of battery 50% of the time you try to use them?

Every time you take a photo, it automatically applies a ridiculous, unchangeable filter to your face?

You can never use a touchscreen device again?