Would You Take the Deal for $1 Million? – page 6

You can never use social media again?

You can only sleep for 4 hours a night, and you're always fully rested?

Every time you laugh, you snort loudly like a pig?

Every time you speak, your voice randomly changes to a funny cartoon character's voice for a sentence?

Every morning your hair is styled in a completely random, often ridiculous way that you cannot change?

You can never whisper or speak in a quiet voice again; all your speech must be at a normal or loud volume?

Every time you walk through a doorway, you must loudly say 'Boop!'?

All your clothes must always be made of a slightly scratchy and uncomfortable material?

You must compliment every single new person you meet?

Every time you sit down, you must hear a faint, high-pitched squeak for 5 seconds?

Every email you send is automatically signed off with a random, slightly embarrassing emoji?

You can never eat food with any spices or seasonings again, only plain ingredients?

Every time you sneeze, it sounds exactly like a loud foghorn?

You can never use a pillow for your head while sleeping again?

Every time you introduce yourself to someone new, you must perform a 5-second silly dance?

You must always wake up at 4:00 AM every single day, no matter what?

Every time you speak, you must always start with a random animal sound?

A harmless but persistent tickle in your nose, making you feel like you constantly need to sneeze?

Every time you walk past a mirror or reflective surface, you must loudly compliment yourself?

You can never eat any form of sugar or artificial sweeteners again?