Social – Would You Take the Deal? – page 23

You must always wear brightly mismatched shoes in public?

Every time you speak, you must use a dramatic, theatrical voice?

You can only communicate via text message for the rest of your life, even in person?

Your voice is permanently two octaves higher?

Every time you address a stranger in person, you must first do an exaggerated 3-second bow?

You can only communicate using rhyming couplets for the rest of your life?

Every time you answer a question, you must perform a 5-second silly dance?

Every meal you eat in public is automatically served on a tiny child's plate with a matching plastic fork?

You must always respond to questions with a question of your own first?

Every time you speak, your voice randomly shifts to a different cartoon character's voice?

You must always introduce yourself to new people using a theatrical, made-up name?

You must narrate every mundane action you perform out loud for anyone within earshot?

You can only communicate through interpretive dance whenever you are in a public space with other people?

Every time you greet someone new, you must give them an uncomfortably long, dramatic hug?

Every time you enter a room where there are other people, you must dramatically announce your presence by yelling, "I'M HERE!"?

Every meal you eat outside your home must be eaten with your bare hands, no utensils?

You must wear a full-body animal costume (of your choice) whenever you leave your house?

Every time you speak, you must add 'Moo' to the end of every third sentence?

You can never remember birthdays, anniversaries, or any special dates of loved ones again?

Every time you take a photo, you must make the silliest face possible?