Social – Would You Take the Deal?

You are offered $1 million, but you can never whisper again?

Whenever you exit a public bus or train, you must dramatically bow to the driver/crowd?

Your primary social media bio must include the phrase "Certified Enthusiast of Everything Sparkly."?

For one month, every time you end a phone call, you must say "To infinity and beyond!"?

Your main social media profile picture must be a photo of a rubber duck wearing a tiny hat for three months?

For the next month, every time you shake someone's hand, you must also gently pat their elbow?

At every restaurant you visit, you must ask the server if they have a 'secret menu for snack connoisseurs'?

Every time you greet a close friend in person, you must give them a dramatic, slow-motion high-five?

Your social media bio for the next 6 months must include the phrase 'Aspiring professional napper.'?

At every restaurant visit, you must ask the server if they can prepare your meal into the shape of a happy face?

All your social media captions for the next month must end with '#blessedandobsessed'?

Your next 7 greetings to strangers must be a subtle but firm fist-bump instead of a handshake?

Your go-to introduction for new people becomes 'Greetings, Earthling!'?

For the next two weeks, your only way to say goodbye to anyone is to do a small, exaggerated curtsy or bow?

Whenever you check out at a grocery store, you must ask the cashier if they've seen your imaginary friend, 'Kevin'?

Your next 5 social media posts must end with the hashtag #BlessedAndObsessed?

For one week, every time you greet someone new, you must perform a subtle, overly polite half-bow or curtsy?

Your next 5 social media posts must feature a comically mundane object from your home with an overly dramatic caption?

Everyone at work must refer to you by a silly, made-up middle name (e.g., 'Sparkle-toes') for a week?

For your next 10 social media comments, you must end each one with a dramatic emoji like 🎭 or 💃?