Social – Would You Take the Deal? – page 3

Every social media post you make for the next month must end with #LivingMyBestNoodleLife?

At every party or social gathering, you must wear a name tag that reads 'Hi, I'm [Your Name], and I collect lint.'?

For one month, every time you greet a coworker, you must offer them an imaginary high-five?

Your primary catchphrase for the next three weeks must be 'Sweet potato!' at the end of every positive statement?

Every time you enter a store, you must pause at the entrance and give a subtle nod to an imaginary friend?

For one month, every time you say goodbye to someone, you must finish with a quick, exaggerated jazz hand flourish?

For the next two months, you can only communicate using emojis when texting friends, no words?

Your group chat nickname for all your friends must be 'The Snack Commander'?

Your default reaction to any good news is to loudly say 'Wahoo!'?

Every time you board public transport, you must loudly announce 'All aboard the fun train!'?

Your primary social media profile picture must be a photoshopped image of you riding a majestic goose for one month?

For one week, every time you mention the current weather, you must dramatically point at the sky?

For one month, every time you greet someone new, you must ask, 'Are you ready for some excellent vibes?'?

Whenever you're introduced to someone new, you must present them with an invisible business card with a theatrical flourish?

At every restaurant visit, when the waiter asks 'How is everything?', you must respond with 'Peachy keen, jelly bean!'?

For one month, every time you meet someone new, you must introduce yourself by high-fiving them and saying, "Pleased to meet your acquaintance, human!"?

All your public payment card transactions require you to loudly announce, 'Engaging financial transaction protocol!'?

At every social gathering, you must introduce yourself to new people by saying, 'Greetings, fellow Earthling!'?

For one month, every time you end a conversation with a stranger, you must give them a dramatic thumbs up?

At every restaurant visit, you must ask if they have a 'secret menu for enlightened diners.'?