Social – Would You Take the Deal? – page 5

At every restaurant visit, you must loudly ask for a side of pickles, regardless of what you ordered?

For the next six months, at every restaurant you visit, you must ask your server if they have a 'secret adult menu.'?

Whenever you enter a coffee shop, you must dramatically pretend to trip over your own feet (without actually falling)?

For the next three months, every social media comment or post you make must end with a random, positive emoji?

Whenever you meet someone new, you must wink conspiratorially at them?

Your main social media profile picture must be a selfie with a silly filter for the next month?

Whenever you walk into a quiet room, you must loudly clear your throat once?

For the next month, whenever you meet someone new, you must introduce yourself by saying, 'It's a pleasure to meet you, finally!'?

At every restaurant you visit, you must ask the server if they have a 'secret menu' item?

Your standard response to "How are you?" must always be, "Peachy keen, jelly bean!"?

Your go-to greeting for new acquaintances must be an elaborate secret handshake you invented?

Every time you take a selfie, you must make a silly fish face?

Your default greeting for strangers is now a formal curtsy or bow?

Your primary social media profile picture must be a picture of you wearing a silly party hat for three months?

At every restaurant you visit, you must ask the waiter if they have a 'secret menu' item for dragons?

Every time you say goodbye to someone, you must also add, 'Stay groovy!' with a thumbs-up?

At every restaurant, you must loudly ask the server if they have a "secret menu" item?

Whenever you greet someone new, you must immediately follow it up with a dramatic, exaggerated wink?

Your default response to any compliment must be to dramatically sniff your armpit?

At every restaurant visit, you must ask the waiter if the napkins are 'ethically sourced.'?