Social – Would You Take the Deal? – page 6

Your main social media profile picture must be a photo of you wearing a tinfoil hat for two weeks?

Your next 10 public selfies must include a rubber duck in the background?

At every restaurant you visit, you must ask if they have a 'secret menu' item?

Your go-to greeting for anyone you meet for the first time must be a theatrical bow and a whispered 'Salutations.'?

At work meetings, you must enthusiastically take notes with a brightly colored feather quill pen?

Every time you greet someone new, you must enthusiastically say, 'Top o' the morning to ya!'?

Every time you say goodbye to someone in person, you must perform a dramatic curtsy or bow?

For one month, every photo you post online must include you wearing a ridiculously oversized hat?

At every restaurant visit for the next two months, you must politely ask for the dessert menu before you've even looked at the main menu?

For one month, every time you say hello to someone new, you must add 'and a tip of the hat!' (even if you're not wearing one)?

At every restaurant visit, you must ask the waiter for 'extra glitter' on your dish (even if they don't have it)?

Every time you say goodbye to someone, you must add 'Stay golden!' with a wink?

Your goodbye to friends must always include the phrase, 'Stay funky, fresh, and hydrated!'?

Your standard greeting to anyone new must be, "Greetings, Earthling!" for the next six months?

Your standard goodbye to friends and family must always include a dramatic air-kiss gesture?

Every time someone says your name, you must dramatically declare, "My name is not to be spoken so lightly!"?

At your next party, you must initiate a conversation by asking everyone if they believe in aliens?

For one week, every time you greet someone, you must do a tiny, exaggerated jazz hands gesture?

For your next five social gatherings, you must bring a single banana to offer to the host?

When you leave a friend's house, you must always dramatically pause at the doorway and strike a superhero pose before exiting?