Social – Would You Take the Deal? – page 2

For the next 10 times you call a friend, you must start the conversation by asking, 'Is this the Krusty Krab?'?

For the next two months, whenever you leave a social gathering, you must dramatically bow before exiting?

For the next month, whenever you introduce yourself to someone new, you must use a dramatic movie trailer voice?

Your main social media profile picture must be a photo of you wearing a silly party hat for three months?

At every restaurant, you must loudly ask if they have a 'secret menu for very important people.'?

Whenever you say hello to someone new, you must first do a subtle 'jazz hands' gesture?

For one month, every time you greet a stranger, you must attempt a secret handshake they won't know?

Your next 5 social media profile pictures must each feature a different garden gnome wearing sunglasses?

Every time you introduce yourself to someone new, you must end with a theatrical bow and a flourish?

Your next 3 social media posts must include a random, unflattering photo of a common household object (e.g., a toilet brush, a half-eaten sandwich) as the main image?

Your next 5 social media posts must include a random emoji of an obscure vegetable?

Your default greeting for new people for one month must be a quick, exaggerated jazz hands gesture?

For the next month, at every restaurant you visit, you must wink at the server and ask if they have any 'off-menu' specials?

For the next three months, every time you say goodbye to someone in person, you must give them a small, enthusiastic jazz hand?

For the next two weeks, every time you leave a room at work, you must dramatically bow before exiting?

Your next three social media posts must end every sentence with a random, unrelated emoji?

Whenever you introduce yourself to someone new, you must first perform a quick, elaborate secret handshake with your own hand?

For three months, every time you take a photo with friends, you must insist on a 'power pose' with a serious face?

Your next 10 social media comments must start with 'As per my last email...'?

For one month, your only acceptable response to 'Thank you' is 'You got it, chief!'?