Social – Would You Take the Deal? – page 24

Every time you laugh, you uncontrollably make a loud, distinct chicken clucking sound?

Every text message you send is also automatically sent to your parents?

Every time you enter a room with more than five people, you must dramatically announce your presence with a trumpet sound effect you make yourself?

You can never initiate a conversation again; people must always speak to you first?

Every time you answer a question, you must first loudly clear your throat for 5 seconds?

You must always introduce yourself using a ridiculous, made-up professional wrestling name?

Every public conversation you have must begin with a dramatic, Shakespearean monologue?

You can never speak aloud again, only communicate through written notes?

Every time you introduce yourself to someone new, you must perform a 5-second interpretive dance?

You can only fall asleep while someone is telling you a bedtime story for the rest of your life?

You must sing everything you say when in public for the rest of your life?

You can never initiate a conversation; you must always wait for others to speak to you first?

Every time you finish eating a meal in public, you must loudly exclaim, 'That was simply delightful!'?

Every time you enter a room, you must loudly announce your presence?

Every time you meet someone new, you must tell them an embarrassing secret about yourself?

Every time you laugh, you must do a full cartwheel?

You must always speak in a squeaky high-pitched voice?

Every time you answer a question, you must first sing your answer?

You can only communicate verbally using rhyming couplets, permanently?

You must always wear brightly colored, visible clown shoes in public for the rest of your life?