Social – Would You Take the Deal? – page 25

Every time you speak in public, you must first do a small, dramatic bow and say 'Hark!'?

Every time you meet someone new, you must sing a short, spontaneous song about yourself?

You can only communicate using rhyming couplets?

You must refer to everyone by their full legal name, even close friends and family, for the rest of your life?

Every time you exit a building, you must dramatically bow to the building?

Every text message you send is also automatically sent to your boss/teacher and your parents?

You must always wear a full, brightly colored clown nose in public?

You must always start every conversation by singing the first sentence?

You must burst into uncontrollable laughter during serious or quiet moments?

Every text message you send or receive is automatically read aloud by your phone?

Every conversation you have must end with a dramatic mic drop?

You must permanently wear a tiny bell on your clothing that jingles with every movement?

Every time you enter a new room, you must loudly announce your presence?

You can only eat food with your hands; no cutlery allowed for the rest of your life?

You must speak exclusively in riddles for the rest of your life?

You must wear a full-body animal costume in public for the rest of your life?

Every time you enter a building, you must spin around three times before going in?

You can only listen to music if it's played by a live kazoo band following you around?

You must replace every "yes" with a loud crowing sound ("Cock-a-doodle-doo!") for the rest of your life?

You must wear a different, brightly colored clown nose every day in public?