Social – Would You Take the Deal? – page 27

You can never have a truly private conversation again (someone else is always within earshot, even if they're not listening)?

You must sing everything you say, even serious conversations?

Every conversation you have ends with an awkward silence lasting at least 10 seconds?

Every time you laugh, it's a ridiculous honking sound?

Every time you introduce yourself to someone new, you will harmlessly trip and fall?

You must cheerfully say 'Hello, friend!' to every animal you see, no matter how small?

You must always start a conversation with a new person by doing a short, silly dance?

Every time you tell a joke, you must immediately explain the punchline?

You must wear a different brightly colored, silly hat every time you leave your house?

One day every week you can only communicate through interpretive dance?

Every conversation you have must include at least one sentence about your favorite type of cloud?

All your clothes, no matter how many times you wash them, will always smell faintly of wet dog?

You must clap loudly before and after every conversation you have?

You must always speak in rhymes for the rest of your life?

You must wear a silly, oversized hat every day in public?

Every time you laugh, you must snort loudly?

Every time you sneeze, you must dramatically shout 'Bless me!' at the top of your lungs?

Every question you ask must be answered with a riddle?

You can never use social media again?

Every time you laugh, you snort loudly like a pig?