Social – Would You Take the Deal? – page 28

Every time you speak, your voice randomly changes to a funny cartoon character's voice for a sentence?

You can never whisper or speak in a quiet voice again; all your speech must be at a normal or loud volume?

You must compliment every single new person you meet?

Every time you introduce yourself to someone new, you must perform a 5-second silly dance?

Every time you speak, you must always start with a random animal sound?

Every time you walk past a mirror or reflective surface, you must loudly compliment yourself?

Every time you say goodbye to someone, you must do a dramatic, slow-motion wave until they are out of sight?

A tiny, harmless kazoo fanfare plays softly every time you enter a room?

There is always a visible, unremovable piece of lint stuck to your face?

Every time you see a dog, you must bark three times loudly?

Every time you exit a room, you must dramatically bow and say 'Exit, stage left!'?

Every time you introduce yourself, you must do so in a short rhyming poem?

You must publicly declare your biggest irrational fear to every new person you meet?

You must hum a different show tune every time you enter a room?

Every time you introduce yourself to someone new, you must perform a short, silly dance?

You automatically burst into song, Broadway musical style, whenever you feel stressed?

You are legally required to own and frequently play a kazoo wherever you go?

You must greet every stranger you pass with a theatrical curtsy or bow?

You can only wear clothes in shades of bright, neon yellow?

You must always speak in a voice that is slightly higher pitched than your natural voice?