Social – Would You Take the Deal? – page 26

You can only communicate using interpretive dance for the rest of your life?

All public transportation you use must spontaneously play polka music at full volume when you board?

Every time you walk through a doorway, you must skip through it?

Every time you laugh, you must immediately follow it with a loud, sustained rooster crow?

Every meal you eat in public must be eaten with giant novelty cutlery?

Every text message you send or receive will automatically be read aloud by a celebrity voice of your choice (and others can hear it if they're nearby)?

You must publicly perform a 30-second interpretive dance every time you enter a new building?

Every email you send is automatically CC'd to your parents?

You must always address strangers as 'Your Royal Highness'?

You have to sing everything you want to say to strangers?

Your car horn honks your current mood whenever you use it?

You can never use emojis in any digital communication again?

Every time you tell a lie, a small, harmless bell rings loudly?

An annoying jingle plays every time you walk into a room?

Every time you take a photo, you must make a funny animal noise?

You must always carry a small, empty watering can everywhere you go?

You must always speak in a whisper when indoors?

Every time you laugh, it must be a really loud, exaggerated cackle?

You must start every new conversation by doing a 5-second silly dance?

You must wear oven mitts on your hands at all times when outside your home?