Social – Would You Take the Deal? – page 22

Any compliment you receive must be immediately followed by you saying, "I know, right?" with a perfectly straight face?

You can never type on a keyboard without making extremely loud clicking noises that everyone nearby can hear?

Every time you laugh, you must immediately follow it with a loud, theatrical "Mwahaha!" evil laugh?

Every time you speak to someone new, you must first do a quick, dramatic theatrical bow?

Every compliment you give automatically turns into a sarcastic insult right after?

You must dye your hair a different, bright, non-natural color every month?

Every time you sit down, a loud air horn sound effect plays?

You can only communicate using interpretive dance when in person?

You must wear a full-body animal costume whenever you leave your home?

Every time you answer the phone, you must preface it with a 10-second dramatic monologue?

You can never keep a secret from your closest family members; anything you try to hide from them, they instantly know?

Every time you introduce yourself to someone new, you must first do a quick, silly dance?

Your phone automatically posts a slightly embarrassing, mundane detail about your day to your main social media feed every evening?

You must respond to every question asked of you with a song lyric?

Every compliment you give to someone must be immediately followed by a silly, exaggerated wink and kissy face?

A harmless, tiny cloud of confetti bursts from your clothes every time you stand up?

You must always refer to yourself in the third person?

Every time you greet someone, you must give them a dramatic, theatrical bow?

You must refer to everyone you meet as 'Captain' regardless of their actual title?

Every online search you make is immediately posted to a public social media feed?