Social – Would You Take the Deal? – page 21

You must always greet new acquaintances by ending your greeting with a dramatic wink and finger guns?

You must hum loudly for exactly 10 seconds whenever you enter an elevator or escalator?

You can never use the 'reply all' function in emails or messages again?

Every time you exit a public restroom, you must loudly exclaim, "Mission accomplished!"?

You must sing everything you say while in a grocery store?

Every time you introduce yourself to someone new, you must tell a cheesy joke first?

Every time you meet someone new, you must tell them a pre-scripted, unfunny joke?

You must enthusiastically wave at everyone you make eye contact with in public?

You must end every conversation with a dramatic, movie-style monologue?

Every time you speak, your voice randomly changes to a different cartoon character's voice?

Your phone automatically posts a random, embarrassing "throwback" photo of you from your past to all your social media accounts every day?

You must pay for everything with exact change, slowly counting out each coin and bill, for the rest of your life?

You can only communicate with others through handwritten letters for the rest of your life?

Every time you try to whisper, you loudly shout instead?

Every time you laugh, you must do a full 360-degree spin?

You can only communicate with your closest family and friends through dramatic, over-the-top opera singing?

A small, persistent spotlight always shines directly on your face when you are talking?

Every time you introduce yourself to someone new, you involuntarily let out a loud, theatrical sneeze?

Everything you search for online for the rest of your life will be publicly visible to everyone you know?

Every time you are in a public place, you must loudly narrate your actions as if you are a sports commentator?