Funny – Would You Take the Deal? – page 22

Your phone ringtone plays a random farm animal sound for one year?

You must refer to all household appliances (e.g., fridge, TV, toaster) by silly, made-up names for six months?

Every time you laugh loudly in public, you must immediately cover your face with both hands and peek through your fingers for one year?

You must hop on one foot for the first 10 steps every time you leave your house for one month?

Your main social media profile picture must be an extremely old, awkward photo of yourself for three months?

Every time you enter a room with more than three people, you must dramatically announce, 'I'm here!' for one month?

You must replace "thank you" with "cheers, mate!" for one month?

Every time you watch a movie, you must clap after every scene change for one year?

Every time you use a public elevator, you must sing a line from a pop song?

Every time you stand up, you must stretch dramatically for ten seconds?

Every time you open a door, you must say "Door's open!" loudly for one month?

For six months, every Sunday you must wear socks that are inside out?

For one month, you can only drink milk out of a tiny teacup?

For three months, every text message you send must include at least one emoji that doesn't fit the context?

For three months, you must hum your national anthem softly every time you wash your hands?

For one month, every time you open a door, you must pretend to dramatically push it open with a flourish?

For six months, you must wear a silly party hat every Saturday?

For one year, you must end every phone call with "Mission accomplished!"?

Every time you enter a new room, you must hum a short, silly jingle?

You must replace your main drinking glass with a comically oversized mug for three months?