Funny – Would You Take the Deal? – page 21

At every party you attend for the next year, you must introduce yourself using a dramatic, fake accent?

You must wear a silly, oversized visor to all weekend outings for six months?

For the next three months, you must dramatically wink after every compliment you give?

For one year, every beverage you drink in public must be from a brightly colored sippy cup?

Every time you sneeze in public for the next year, you must loudly shout "Gesundheit!"?

You can only wear clothes that are two sizes too big every Saturday for one year?

You must eat your main meal of the day (lunch or dinner) with a fork and spoon at the same time for one year?

Every time you see a dog, you must loudly bark twice?

Every time someone asks "How are you?", you must reply with "Peachy keen!" for six months?

You must wear a silly party hat (like a cone hat) for 30 minutes every morning for one year?

Your phone's auto-correct will always change "lol" to "laugh out loud (audibly)"?

Every time you leave a room, you must loudly announce "Exit stage left!" for one month?

At every party you attend for the next six months, you must introduce yourself with a dramatic, fake accent?

Every time you walk past a mirror, you must wink exaggeratedly at your reflection for one month?

You must wear a brightly colored, obviously fake mustache every Friday for one year?

Every time you hear a phone ring in public, you must loudly say 'Hello, is it me you're looking for?' for one month?

Your most frequently used emoji becomes a clown face for one year across all your devices?

Every time you agree with someone, you must loudly say "Bingo!" for three months?

You must wear a silly hat indoors for one hour every Saturday?

Every time you leave a building, you must skip for the first five steps?