Funny – Would You Take the Deal? – page 19

For one year, you must wear a brightly colored feather boa every Tuesday?

For one week, every time you agree with someone, you must loudly exclaim "Nailed it!"?

Every time you turn on a light switch, you must loudly exclaim 'Let there be light!' for one month?

Every time you open a door, you must loudly announce 'Here's Johnny!' for one year?

You must wear a silly, oversized novelty hat every Saturday for one year?

Your phone's auto-correct will change 'lol' to 'L.O.L. (Laughing Out Loud)' every time you type it for one year?

Every time you make a purchase, you must dramatically clap twice before handing over payment?

Your phone's auto-correct will change "LOL" to "Loudly Observing Laughter" for one year?

For six months, you can only drink water out of a comically large, oversized mug?

For one month, every time you end a phone call, you must loudly say "Over and out!"?

You must refer to your feet as 'stinky beans' when talking to friends for one month?

For three months, every time you open a door, you must say 'Welcome to my crib!' in a quiet voice?

You must wear a silly party hat to every family dinner for six months?

Your profile picture on all social media must be a photoshopped image of you with a tiny mustache for one year?

For one month, your phone's auto-correct will always change the word 'and' to 'ant'?

For one year, every time you hear a phone ring (any phone), you must pretend to answer it with a banana?

For three months, you must wear a ridiculous party hat every time you go to a grocery store?

Every time you take a photo with friends, you must make a funny, exaggerated face?

For one month, you must sing everything you say when you're in your own home?

Your phone autocorrects "lol" to "laughing out loud with great enthusiasm" for one year?