Funny – Would You Take the Deal? – page 17

Every time you open a door, it must make a loud, cartoonish 'sproing!' sound for six months?

For the next year, you must wear a brightly colored, silly hat to every public event or party you attend?

For one month, every time you leave a room, you must dramatically wink at the last person you made eye contact with?

Every time you answer your phone, you must say 'Ahoy, matey!' for one year?

For one month, you can only use public restrooms that have a silly animal sound playing on a loop?

You must hum the 'Jeopardy!' theme song silently to yourself every time you're waiting in a line for one year?

For the next year, you can only use pens that dispense glitter ink?

Every time you receive a compliment, you must respond with 'I know, right?' for six months?

Every time you leave a voicemail, you must start with a tiny bird chirp sound for six months?

For one month, every time you open a door, you must say 'Welcome to my humble abode!'?

For six months, every time you open a door, you must quietly sing a random single note?

For one year, at any party or social gathering, you must introduce yourself by saying "Greetings, fellow Earthling!"?

Every time you use an elevator or escalator, you must dramatically bow before stepping off?

For six months, you must wear a silly party hat (like a cone hat) for the first hour of every weekend morning?

For one year, your automatic response to "How are you?" must be "Peachy keen, jelly bean!"?

Every time you leave a room, you have to loudly say "See ya later, alligator!" for one month?

Every time you sneeze, you must immediately follow it with a loud, theatrical 'Bless me!' for one year?

Every time you walk past a mirror in public, you must enthusiastically give your reflection a thumbs-up?

For one month, you must dramatically wink at everyone you say goodbye to in person?

You must wear a brightly colored, oversized novelty hat to every social gathering you attend for three months?