Funny – $100,000

Your phone case must always be bright neon green?

Every time you leave your house, you must wear a silly, oversized hat?

Every time you sit down, you must do a little wiggle dance first?

Every time you tell a joke, you must follow it with a loud, fake laugh?

Every time you take a photo, you must make a dramatic "thumbs up" pose?

You can only communicate using rhyming sentences for one day a week?

Every time you finish a drink, you have to loudly exclaim, 'Ah, refreshing!'?

You must narrate your every move in public, in a quiet whisper, for everyone to hear?

You must always introduce yourself with a dramatic bow to new people?

Every notification sound on your phone is a loud, out-of-tune opera singer?

You must always use a formal 'Thee' and 'Thou' when addressing strangers?

You must always wear socks with sandals?

You must dramatically wink after every compliment you give?

Every time you shake someone's hand, you must immediately follow it with a gentle high-five?

Whenever you are completely alone, you must audibly narrate your actions as if in a documentary?

Every notification sound from all your devices must be a loud duck quack?

You must wear brightly colored Crocs with every outfit?

You must end every phone call by doing a silly impression of an animal?

Every time you enter a room, you must loudly announce your presence?

You must wear a brightly colored party hat whenever you leave your home?