Funny – $100,000 – page 6

Every time you enter a store, you must skip through the doors?

You must loudly narrate your current task whenever you are alone?

For the rest of your life, all your photos will show one of your eyes slightly closed?

You must always carry a brightly colored umbrella, regardless of the weather?

Every time you introduce yourself, you must say your name backwards first?

Every time you leave your house, you must do a small, visible jump?

You must wear a fanny pack every single day, no matter the outfit or occasion?

Your phone's autocorrect always changes the word 'the' to 'fluffy'?

You must always carry a brightly colored, open umbrella with you, even indoors and on sunny days?

All your phone and computer notifications are replaced with a loud clown horn sound?

You must always greet new acquaintances by ending your greeting with a dramatic wink and finger guns?

You must hum loudly for exactly 10 seconds whenever you enter an elevator or escalator?

Every time you press a button on a remote control, it makes a loud quacking sound?

Every time you exit a public restroom, you must loudly exclaim, "Mission accomplished!"?

Every time you go on a trip, you must pack a suitcase full of only left shoes?

Every time you introduce yourself to someone new, you must tell a cheesy joke first?

Every time you meet someone new, you must tell them a pre-scripted, unfunny joke?

You must hum a random five-second jingle every time you enter a new room?

You must enthusiastically wave at everyone you make eye contact with in public?