Funny – $100,000 – page 4

Every time you open a door, it makes a loud, comical "boing" sound?

You must give a thumbs-up to everyone you make eye contact with in public?

Your phone autocorrects the word 'yes' to 'yass queen' every time you type it?

You must always introduce yourself with a spontaneous, slightly off-key jingle?

You must audibly "meow" every time you finish a sentence in public?

Every time you finish speaking to someone new, you must wink dramatically?

Every time you answer a phone call, you must start with a dramatic movie quote?

Every text message you send automatically adds a random animal emoji at the end?

You must always wave wildly at strangers you pass on the street?

Every time you open a door, it makes a dramatic creaking sound like in a horror movie?

You must always introduce yourself with a high-five that includes a loud 'whoosh' sound effect?

You must eat all your meals with tiny, toy-sized cutlery?

You must dramatically bow every time you say goodbye to someone?

You must manually turn off every light switch in your home with your nose?

You must always introduce yourself with a dramatically over-the-top handshake that includes a small dance move?

Every time you sneeze, you automatically shout "Bless me!" at the top of your lungs?

Your phone notifications only play a random animal sound?

You must sing your order at any drive-thru or coffee shop?

Every time you introduce yourself to someone new, you must spontaneously do a small, silly dance move?

Every time you walk through a doorway, you must skip through it?