Funny – $100,000 – page 3

You must wear a hat that's slightly too small for you in all public photos?

You must preface every 'yes' or 'no' with a silly sound effect?

You must always introduce yourself to new people by stating your full name followed by your favorite animal?

You must always respond to a direct question with a song lyric?

You must skip instead of walk for the first 10 steps after leaving any building?

You must always wear a brightly colored, visible badge that says "I love pigeons."?

You must always walk backwards up stairs?

Every time you sneeze, you must do a tiny, involuntary chicken dance?

Every time you exit a public restroom, you must loudly declare "My business here is done!"?

Every sandwich you eat must first be partially consumed with a spoon before you can pick it up?

You must always make a comment about the current weather conditions when meeting someone new?

You must clap your hands together loudly every time you agree with something someone says?

You must always wear a tiny, noticeable silly hat whenever you leave your house?

You must sing your order every time you go to a restaurant or drive-thru?

Your phone will always autocorrect 'yes' to 'yessiree' and 'no' to 'nope-a-doodle' in every message?

Every public toilet you use will have an overly enthusiastic air freshener spray immediately after you flush?

You must briefly hum a jingle every time you finish a public conversation?

Every time you hear a phone ring, you must loudly shout "Ring-a-ding-ding!"?

You have to wear a silly hat in every group photo you're in?

You must end every public conversation with a cheesy pun?