Funny – Would You Take the Deal? – page 20

Every time you order food or drink, you must speak in a silly accent?

You must wear a silly party hat to every social gathering for three months?

For one month, every time you open a door, you must loudly announce 'Opening sequence initiated!'?

Every time you introduce yourself to someone new, you must do a tiny, subtle chicken dance?

Every time you leave a store, you must exclaim 'See ya, space cowboy!' for one month?

Your internet browser's homepage must be a random cat video website for one year?

You must say 'Zoom!' every time you stand up from a chair for six months?

At every party you attend, you must tell one pre-written 'dad joke.'?

Every time you take a selfie, you must make a silly fish face for the picture?

For three months, your phone's autocorrect changes the word 'no' to 'absolutely not!' every time?

For one year, every Saturday morning, you must start your day by doing a 30-second interpretive dance?

For one month, every time you pay for something with cash, you must count it out loud in a theatrical whisper?

Every time you open a door, you must make a 'ding-dong' sound with your mouth for one year?

Every time you introduce yourself, you must do it in a silly voice for one month?

You must do a quick, silly dance whenever you pass a mirror for one day?

For one month, every time you send a text, you must end it with a random animal emoji?

You must wear a brightly colored, silly hat every Sunday for one year?

Every time you enter a room with other people, you must loudly announce 'I have arrived!' for one month?

Every time you do laundry for the next year, you must sing a short, made-up song about socks?

Every time you open a door for the next month, you must loudly announce "Door's open!"?