Funny – Would You Take the Deal? – page 24

Your car horn (or bicycle bell) must play a short segment of 'Baby Shark' for one month?

All your drinks, except water, must be served in a baby bottle for two weeks?

Every time you yawn, you must loudly shout a random animal sound for one week?

Every time you take a photo with friends, you must make a silly face for one year?

You must hum a random jingle every time you open the fridge for one month?

You must do a small, silly dance whenever you pay for something in public for one month?

At every social gathering or party you attend for one year, you must bring a plate of jello in a silly shape?

Every time you laugh, it must be a loud, exaggerated evil villain cackle for one month?

Every time you introduce yourself to a new person, you must first give them a secret handshake you made up on the spot?

You must wear a brightly colored, slightly too small hat on your head for every video call you join for one year?

Every time you hear a dog bark, you must meow loudly for one week?

Every time you speak to someone new, you must introduce yourself by singing a short, improvised jingle about yourself?

Every time you use a door, you must loudly announce 'Entering!' or 'Exiting!' before passing through?

Every time you speak, a tiny, high-pitched musical jingle plays immediately after your last word?

Every time you try to whisper, you accidentally shout at full volume?

Every time you enter a room, you must dramatically announce your presence with a trumpet sound effect you make with your mouth?

Every time you hear a phone ring, you must immediately drop whatever you're holding?

All food you eat for the rest of your life must be consumed while wearing silly oversized clown shoes?

Every time you open a door, you must first perform a dramatic drumroll gesture for everyone to see?

Every time you exit a door, you must perform a slow-motion, dramatic fall to the ground before getting back up and continuing?