Funny – Would You Take the Deal? – page 25

All your furniture (beds, chairs, sofas) automatically inflates and deflates randomly throughout the day?

You must wear a full-body animal costume (of your choice) whenever you are outside your home for the rest of your life?

You must greet everyone you meet by giving them a high-five and explaining your wildest dream from the previous night?

All your personal belongings (clothes, furniture, decor) must be fluorescent neon colors?

You must answer all questions with a dramatic opera crescendo?

You must always wear a hat that spins a tiny propeller on top whenever you are outside?

Every meal you eat in public must be preceded by a 30-second interpretive dance about your hunger?

You can only ever travel by walking backwards?

You must wear a brightly colored, oversized top hat everywhere you go for the rest of your life?

Every time you try to whisper, your voice automatically projects at full volume?

Every compliment you receive must be responded to with a spontaneous, 10-second interpretive dance?

You can only wear clothes of a single, randomly assigned color for the rest of your life?

Every question you are asked, you must answer with a game show buzzer sound before speaking?

Every time you try to whisper, your voice comes out as an uncontrollable, loud operatic aria?

Every time you stand up from a seated position, you must perform a small, involuntary spin?

You must dramatically whisper all your goodbyes to people, regardless of the setting?

Every time you enter a room, you must dramatically announce your arrival to everyone present?

Every time you laugh, it's followed by a loud, involuntary chicken cluck?

Your phone case must always be bright neon green?

Every time you leave your house, you must wear a silly, oversized hat?