Funny – Would You Take the Deal? – page 27

You must sing "Happy Birthday" loudly to anyone whose birthday you know?

You must always take rhetorical questions literally and provide a detailed answer?

Every time you say goodbye to someone, you must dramatically wave until they are out of sight?

You must wear a silly party hat whenever you are inside a public building?

Every door you open (car, house, public) makes a loud 'boing' sound?

You must sing a short, made-up jingle every morning when you wake up?

You must always wear a brightly colored, oversized bow in your hair?

You must end every conversation with 'Stay groovy!'?

Every time you open a door, it makes a loud, comical "boing" sound that everyone can hear?

You must start every conversation with a terrible, groan-worthy pun?

Every time you try to write, your pen dispenses glitter instead of ink for the first five words?

You spontaneously hum a random 90s cartoon theme song at least once an hour?

You must refer to everyone you meet for the first time as "Captain" or "Boss."?

You must perform a 5-second interpretive dance every time you successfully complete a chore?

Every meal you eat must be served on a tiny teacup saucer?

You must answer every phone call by singing "Hello, it's me" in a dramatic voice?

You must always walk backward for the last 10 feet before entering your home?

Every time you meet someone new, you must tell them a 'fun fact' about squirrels?

You must wear a hat that's slightly too small for you in all public photos?

You must preface every 'yes' or 'no' with a silly sound effect?