Awkward – Would You Take the Deal? – page 25

Every time you enter a building, you must spin around three times before going in?

You must replace every "yes" with a loud crowing sound ("Cock-a-doodle-doo!") for the rest of your life?

You can only communicate using interpretive dance for the rest of your life?

You must wear a helmet at all times, even indoors, for the rest of your life?

Every text message you send or receive will automatically be read aloud by a celebrity voice of your choice (and others can hear it if they're nearby)?

Every email you send is automatically CC'd to your parents?

You must always address strangers as 'Your Royal Highness'?

Every time you leave your house, you trip over nothing (but never get hurt)?

Every time you tell a lie, a small, harmless bell rings loudly?

Every time you sit down, you must dramatically sigh as if exhausted?

Every time you laugh, it must be a really loud, exaggerated cackle?

Every time you exit a room, you must stumble slightly as if you've tripped (without actually falling)?

You must start every new conversation by doing a 5-second silly dance?

Every conversation you have ends with an awkward silence lasting at least 10 seconds?

Whenever you walk through any doorway, you must pause and do a short, silly dance?

You must cheerfully say 'Hello, friend!' to every animal you see, no matter how small?

You must always wear sunglasses indoors, no matter the situation?

Every time you sneeze, it sounds exactly like a duck quacking?

Every time you tell a joke, you must immediately explain the punchline?

Before every meal, you must deliver a short, heartfelt thank-you speech to your food, aloud?