Awkward – Would You Take the Deal? – page 24

You must sing everything you say when in public for the rest of your life?

You can never initiate a conversation; you must always wait for others to speak to you first?

Every time you finish eating a meal in public, you must loudly exclaim, 'That was simply delightful!'?

Every time you enter a room, you must loudly announce your presence?

Every time you laugh, you must do a full cartwheel?

Every time you answer a question, you must first sing your answer?

You can only communicate verbally using rhyming couplets, permanently?

Every time you speak in public, you must first do a small, dramatic bow and say 'Hark!'?

Every time you meet someone new, you must sing a short, spontaneous song about yourself?

You can only communicate using rhyming couplets?

You must refer to everyone by their full legal name, even close friends and family, for the rest of your life?

Every text message you send is also automatically sent to your boss/teacher and your parents?

You must always start every conversation by singing the first sentence?

You must burst into uncontrollable laughter during serious or quiet moments?

Every time you hear your name, you must immediately drop whatever you're doing and do a silly dance?

Every conversation you have must end with a dramatic mic drop?

Every time you enter a new room, you must loudly announce your presence?

You can only eat food with your hands; no cutlery allowed for the rest of your life?

You must wear a different, mismatched sock on each foot for the rest of your life?

You must speak exclusively in riddles for the rest of your life?