Awkward – Would You Take the Deal? – page 28

Every time you enter a room, you trip over nothing and stumble (without falling)?

You must genuinely compliment every stranger you make eye contact with?

Every morning you wake up with a different, temporary facial tattoo?

Every time you laugh, it's an extremely loud, high-pitched squeal?

You must only communicate using rhyming sentences?

Your voice will always crack whenever you speak loudly or excitedly?

Every time you walk through a doorway, you must skip through it?

Once a day, at a random moment, you must perform a 30-second interpretive dance wherever you are?

Every time you meet someone new, you must tell them your most embarrassing childhood memory?

Every time you laugh aloud, a loud, distinct cartoon 'boing' sound emanates from you?

You can only communicate using rhyming sentences?

All your clothes must always be worn inside out?

Every time you laugh, you snort loudly and uncontrollably?

For the first hour after waking up each day, you must loudly narrate your thoughts?

Every time you genuinely laugh, you also make a loud pig snort?

You must wear a brightly colored, silly hat every day for the rest of your life?

You can only communicate through text messages or email for all non-emergency conversations?

You must always high-five everyone you meet for the first time?

You can only wear clothes that are two sizes too small or two sizes too big for the rest of your life?

Every time you laugh, you snort loudly?